Great Autobiography Titles

One of the things I do at work to help clients take their mind off the workout they're doing at the moment is to come up with a fun list for them to help fill out.  This past week, I asked them to come up with titles for "great autobiography titles."  Here are the results...

1. WTF?!
2. You're Not Going To Believe This, But...
3. It Seemed Like A Great Idea At The Time
4. I'm Going to Pretend That Didn't Just Happen
5. It Wasn't Intentional
6. I Never did Look Good in Jail Stripes
7. She Said It Was Ok
8. This Is Why I'm Not A Parent
9. They Said It Wouldn't Hurt
10. (*Sigh*)
11. You Can't Make Me
12. Sorry, I'm a Bitch

If I saw any of the first four titles on the bookshelf, I would pick them up!! 

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Questions
1.  Do you have any titles to add to the list?

2.  Have you ever thought of writing a book?


DREAM.  BELIEVE.  ACHIEVE.