Friday, October 21, 2011

Friday Funny: Flying Lessons

Thanks to a couple of brothers by the name of Wright, humans have been enthralled by the idea of flying since 1903.  It's not only fast transportation.  It's freakin' cool!  And now that we've moved on from paper mache planes to single engines to fighter jets and 747s, some people seem to want to push the limits...

For the sake of irony, I wonder if this person is related to the Wrong family. 

All major advances in technology come with their own risk of disaster.  Therefore, we need instructions on what to do in such a situation.

That's right.  You sat in an extremely heavy metal container and expected it to fly through air.  Please revisit your physics classroom.  That's if you make it there.

As humans, we've historically been self-centered.  We thought we were the center of the universe.  We claim to be one of a limited number of sentient life forms in existence.  And we also believe we are the only species aside from birds that have considered flight as a means of transport.

Let's see...  It has wings, it has a rudder.  Yup, evolution is a bitch!

Swim fast.  Bike smart.  Run hard. 

1 comment:

Austin said...

I'm printing the flying sharks and posting it on my desk at work.