One of my favorite past times for any holiday is renaming it. So without further ado, here are my Valentine's Day favorites... (please add your own creative creations in the comments)
Happy 'Oh, right. I'm Single. Thanks!' Day
Happy Red-Green Color Blind Day
Happy Hopped-up-on-Sugar-and-Aphrodisiacs Day
Happy 'Please Sleep With Me' Day
Happy 'I got you roses. Are you happy now?!' Day
Happy Running of The Bulls Day
Happy Shooting-Someone-With-An-Arrow-Is-Okay-Today-
As-Long-As-It-Has-A-Hear-Shaped-Arrowhead Day
Happy Conception Day
Happy November Due Dates Day
Happy Non-Anatomically Correct Heart Day
Happy Rejection Day
Happy Verification of Facebook Status Day
And my personal favorite...
Happy Singles Awareness Day
(Note: This becomes the acronym S.A.D.)
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Questions
1. What is your opinion on Valentine's Day?
Do you love it and celebrate every year? Or do you let it go by? I have nothing against people who celebrate; I just choose not to myself.
2. What are you up to today?
I randomly got the day off, which totally throws my training schedule for a loop (notice my priorities!). Today I'm going to bike-run-bike and hopefully finish reading Brisingr.
3. What's your favorite new name for V-Day?
Swim fast. Bike smart. Run hard.
2 comments:
Happy Contraception day is by far my favorite! haha.
I can take or leave v-day - however, i did get a card from my roommate "signed" by my cat though, just in case the day wasn't already making me feel like I'm not living up to social norms.
It seems like if I try to celebrate a holiday on THAT day, that it all goes wrong but that just regular days can be much better. My entire Valentines card was spent saying "thank you" for putting up with my sweat and training ways.
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